Begapphadyattargort is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Begapphadyattargort created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begapphadyattargort, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Begapphadyattargort, she will be very sad.

Begapphadyattargort's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Begapphadyattargort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always obey Begapphadyattargort's priests.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Run away if three whales approach from the east.