Hinfosstar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient squirrel.

Hinfosstar created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Hinfosstar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hinfosstar, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hinfosstar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hinfosstar's Holy Commandments

1. Hinfosstar loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Hinfosstar's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.