Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty camel.

Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof, she will not care.

Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pigsogyattshavmipbumsawgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat beans.