Karfagbus is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet gnu.

Karfagbus created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karfagbus, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karfagbus, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Karfagbus' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Karfagbus' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.