Gilbabhog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured chinchilla.

Gilbabhog created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbabhog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilbabhog, he will be very unhappy.

Gilbabhog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gilbabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help dogs.