Nurlruttjon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing mouse.

Nurlruttjon created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlruttjon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nurlruttjon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurlruttjon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nurlruttjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.