Stigbuttetti is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous cobra.

Stigbuttetti created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stigbuttetti, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigbuttetti, she will be very unhappy.

Stigbuttetti's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Stigbuttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not take Stigbuttetti's name in vain.

5. Always help sick ducks.