Vinmiplad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome snail.

Vinmiplad created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Vinmiplad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinmiplad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vinmiplad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vinmiplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always obey Vinmiplad's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.