Quatbignel is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical dolphin.

Quatbignel created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbignel, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatbignel, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quatbignel's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quatbignel's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never paint your back mauve.