Damjinbisshendon is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome sheep.

Damjinbisshendon created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damjinbisshendon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Damjinbisshendon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Damjinbisshendon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Damjinbisshendon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Damjinbisshendon.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always help snakes.