Arthimnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient zebra.

Arthimnar created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arthimnar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arthimnar, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Arthimnar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Arthimnar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. You must pray to Arthimnar three times a day.

5. Never eat bark.