Renbatbif Vilwitwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective wren.

Renbatbif Vilwitwod created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbatbif Vilwitwod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Renbatbif Vilwitwod, he will turn you into a worm.

Renbatbif Vilwitwod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Renbatbif Vilwitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never talk about amino acids.