Vinsabrot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong mouse.

Vinsabrot created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinsabrot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vinsabrot, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vinsabrot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vinsabrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Vinsabrot on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think about galaxies.