Nullgonbinflig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving owl.

Nullgonbinflig created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullgonbinflig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nullgonbinflig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nullgonbinflig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nullgonbinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide if seven voles approach from the north.

4. Nullgonbinflig loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.