Largbon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing tapir.

Largbon created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largbon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Largbon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Largbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Worship no other gods but Largbon.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat coconuts.