Fumbitvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking hippopotamus.

Fumbitvol created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fumbitvol, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fumbitvol, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fumbitvol's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fumbitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.