Watpiglog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak dove.

Watpiglog created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watpiglog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watpiglog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Watpiglog's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Watpiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Watpiglog.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Respect your elders.