Jopgarfid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Jopgarfid created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgarfid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jopgarfid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jopgarfid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jopgarfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.