Far is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent weasel.

Far created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Far, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Far, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Far's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Far.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.