Ripvigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient mongoose.

Ripvigdot created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripvigdot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ripvigdot, he will strike you with lightening.

Ripvigdot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ripvigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat aubergines.