Sakvegcan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless bat.

Sakvegcan created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakvegcan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sakvegcan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sakvegcan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sakvegcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Sakvegcan seven times a day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Run away if three turtles approach from the east.