Labcenbug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous otter.

Labcenbug created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labcenbug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Labcenbug, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Labcenbug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Labcenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Do not take Labcenbug's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.