Likcubrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, idiotic cat.

Likcubrutt created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Likcubrutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likcubrutt, it will throw large rocks at you.

Likcubrutt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Likcubrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Likcubrutt loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.