Godfatkadhak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable shrew.

Godfatkadhak created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfatkadhak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godfatkadhak, it will curse you with boils.

Godfatkadhak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Godfatkadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never wear coats.