Limtalpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing shrew.

Limtalpod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limtalpod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Limtalpod, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Limtalpod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Limtalpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo stockings.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not make images of living things.