Dubsafben is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent jackal.

Dubsafben created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubsafben, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubsafben, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dubsafben's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dubsafben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Retreat if six sheep approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.