Wotdumfub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome dryad.

Wotdumfub created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotdumfub, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wotdumfub, she will ignore you.

Wotdumfub's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wotdumfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from orange moths, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.