Cetnarfut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical fly.

Cetnarfut created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetnarfut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cetnarfut, she will torture you forever.

Cetnarfut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cetnarfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not take Cetnarfut's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about great tits.