Cidbemsin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful snake.

Cidbemsin created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbemsin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidbemsin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cidbemsin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cidbemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Cidbemsin on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.