Waphugcim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing swan.

Waphugcim created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Waphugcim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Waphugcim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Waphugcim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Waphugcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Waphugcim on top of all buildings.