Honmisxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless dugong.

Honmisxuck created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmisxuck, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honmisxuck, it will try to impress you with trees.

Honmisxuck's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Honmisxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Honmisxuck must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick seals.