Yokwipciss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, blissful warg.

Yokwipciss created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwipciss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yokwipciss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yokwipciss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yokwipciss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Yokwipciss on top of important buildings.

5. Never sit near goats.