Voggetfen Saklip is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest deer.
Voggetfen Saklip created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in Voggetfen Saklip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Voggetfen Saklip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Voggetfen Saklip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Voggetfen Saklip's Holy Commandments
1. Always help sick great tits.
2. Never wear red corsets.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Hide if six squirrels approach from the west.
5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.