Gabditcun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent bat.

Gabditcun created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Gabditcun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabditcun, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gabditcun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gabditcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Gabditcun.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about galaxies.