Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy toad.

Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near shrews.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Higcimzigminratyattnuttbed Vanjopnurl Wothigbog loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about cell theory.