Cumsad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane bear.

Cumsad created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumsad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cumsad, he will not care.

Cumsad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cumsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cumsad.