Stafrotzed is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous slug.

Stafrotzed created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafrotzed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stafrotzed, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stafrotzed's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Stafrotzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if three tapirs approach from the south.

5. Never go into purple rooms.