Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet skunk.

Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut, he will come to you in dreams.

Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wabflismipsad Xuckmipmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.