Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil squid.

Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Ditxinpogtip Ruttbast Gambonhat on top of important buildings.