Dibtuntap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable dove.

Dibtuntap created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibtuntap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibtuntap, she will not care at all.

Dibtuntap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dibtuntap's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never laugh near dolphins.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Fast once a month.