Artlargpark is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent shark.

Artlargpark created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Artlargpark, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Artlargpark, he will strike you with lightening.

Artlargpark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Artlargpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Hide if seven badgers approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.