Wapmit Rakstigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish wyvern.

Wapmit Rakstigfem created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapmit Rakstigfem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wapmit Rakstigfem, she will turn you into a plant.

Wapmit Rakstigfem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wapmit Rakstigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never wear yellow shoes.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Wapmit Rakstigfem on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.