Gabwaparf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate sheep.

Gabwaparf created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabwaparf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gabwaparf, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gabwaparf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gabwaparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. You must pray to Gabwaparf four times a day.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Gabwaparf loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.