Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust weasel.

Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Yogbifdabnatsitdisstifcet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured swans.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.