Bemfetlid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise faun.

Bemfetlid created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bemfetlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bemfetlid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bemfetlid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bemfetlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bemfetlid's priests.

2. Never run in the presence of great tits.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

5. Worship no other gods but Bemfetlid.