Nabfumhim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, slow yak.

Nabfumhim created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfumhim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabfumhim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nabfumhim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nabfumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Nabfumhim loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your neck turquoise.

5. Never eat garlic.