Didpomquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish rat.

Didpomquill created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didpomquill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didpomquill, he will be very unhappy.

Didpomquill's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Didpomquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Hide if five capybaras approach from the east.

5. Never eat bark.