Hintitcuss Wapbugaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow wasp.

Hintitcuss Wapbugaf created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hintitcuss Wapbugaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hintitcuss Wapbugaf, he will strike you with lightening.

Hintitcuss Wapbugaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hintitcuss Wapbugaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not take Hintitcuss Wapbugaf's name in vain.