Popcimsab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow armadillo.

Popcimsab created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Popcimsab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popcimsab, it will come to you in dreams.

Popcimsab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Popcimsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never write about asteroids.