Yartbugcum Fubdudpid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic squirrel.

Yartbugcum Fubdudpid created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yartbugcum Fubdudpid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yartbugcum Fubdudpid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Yartbugcum Fubdudpid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yartbugcum Fubdudpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about comets.